Hey folks, Valkor here. You know I kept my words silent about this next sound off for a long time. I read through the Maxim’s top whatever and FHM’s sexiest so and so. I even downloaded and sat through the god awful worse piece of porn I have ever seen and yet I still don’t quite get why Paris Hilton is considered…. Hot? She’s not hot, she’s not even lukewarm. And only guys who actually buy Girls Gone Wild rather than downloading really good porn from the internet, think she’s attractive.
Paris Hilton is a Skank.
There I said it. It sickens me that this skinny party chick
gets so much attention after doing a sucky porno. *cough*coldfish*cough*. And
to think after, that she garnered so much attention and success. Traci Lords
has been doing porn for years. She decided to go mainstream and start a legit
acting career and she can’t even get a break. And she’s 50 times hotter than
Paris Skankton. So I guess that pretty much opens the door for other porn stars
to kick it up a notch. Calling Kiera Kerner,
You can almost smell the Skank
Bad enough she makes it on the top whatever hot list of popular magazines (I’d cancel my subscription right now to Stuff, FHM, and Maxim… if I wasn’t already stealing them from my neighbor to begin with), bad enough there she is on television (thank you cable TV and your 500 channels and nothing else on. That’s 499 other channels I could be watching other than the one hosting that simple life show), what sickens me even further is when I turn on my radio and hear her trying to belt out a note. Are you kidding? Then I open up an EW and read that Three 6 Mafia want to do a song with her? Oscar winners wanna perform a song with a skanky skank Hilton? Damn it! Damn it! Damn it! Go back to being the ditzy party girl you once were and stay out of the limelight please.
The best way to sum up Paris Hilton is to watch the