Hey gang, Valkor here. And we're in the midst of back to school season; you can tell it's that time as parents scamper to the department stores with a gleeful look in their eyes and a happy song in their heart as they stock up on all of their kid's necessary supplies. While most will be gone for the day, others will be shipping off to dorm it at a college or university away from home. And though those students may be celebrating their new found independence, they'll never shy away from a care package from mom and dad. So, this next piece is a send up for all the college bros (and hey college gals can appreciate this as well) as we introduce you to a new company called “Man Crates”, and they’re about to change the way you “away from home students” receive care packages. And it’s packed with all the necessary goodies to keep you satisfied semester after semester.
So what is/who are Man Crates? And why do they fit so well with TOV? Check it from the company's "About Page": We say 'no' to ugly neckties, cologne samplers and executive trinkets. We don't save wrapping paper, we don't do ribbons. We ship bragworthy gifts for guys. Gifts that you can't wait to arrive because you know the recipient will love opening them.
Gifts that people gather round at the office, people following the sounds of wood being torn from wood by the included, laser-engraved crowbar.
We are Man Crates, and we deliver awesome gifts for men.
These guys aren’t sending out cardboard boxes filled with leftover comic con/convention swag. These guys are taking the idea of “loot crate” to a whole ‘nother level of awesome! The company offers up ammo, wooden, filled with all sorts of premium delectables from coffee, snacks, exotic meats, and spirits. But for this piece we’re gonna show off some of three of their dorm packages that will be a hit with any student either starting out the New Year or continuing onward.
RAMEN CONNOISSEUR CRATE: This ain't you're average, 10 for a $1 "Top Ramen"; these are choice selected packs from the finest Asian markets around (and I can attest to this after many visits to Japan - there's nothing else like it). And you don't just get all that savory goodness, but you get chopsticks and seasonings to boost them flavors! (hotplate not included)
CAFFEINE FIEND CRATE: Midterms? Finals? It doesn't matter because you've got the right stuff to go the distance with this crate! You not only get coffee with a bad ass name, but you get a french press and a thermos to make it all happen. You'll not only own the night as you breeze through your studies, but you'll be bringing home top marks... assuming internet porn doesn't do you in first. That would be my distraction. Curse you internet porn!
COLLEGE BARWARE CRATE: It's Saturday night, no girlfriend in sight, but the big game is about to go down, so all is right with the world. Why bother going outdoors and fuss with the crowd, when you can enjoy the experience from home (or dorm) with the Barware Crate. You get a bunch of snacks, personalized glasses of your college or university team, and coasters - you need them coasters! Sure it'll be BYOB, but with your Barware Crate and a few friends, a good time shall be had by all!
All "Man Crates" Dorm Crates comes "in a sealed wooden crate with a laser-etched crowbar". Remember, you don't have to stick with just the dorm crates as there are plenty of gift crate ideas on their website to pick and choose from, either as a gift for yourself or someone else. And you if you don't see a crate idea up front, do a search and you'll be surprised what pops up. I did a search for a "gamer crate" and found the "Super Retro Gamer Crate" that's all kinds of awesome in a box! Now if Man Crates does something like an "After Dark Crate" filled with condoms, lubes, and other pleasurable items for "naughty time", then we'll be in business! If you want to know more about Man Crates and their offerings, simply click that logo to the right and browse away.