Hey gang, Valkor here. There's a lot of cool stuff happening here at TOV. And one of the main events involves me spending more time in Japan. And with that, you'll see more Japan-related articles and reviews around these parts, especially if it's fun and entertaining. The next up on the TOV chopping block is an intriguing Japanese discovery that delves into the realm of adult entertainment and anime. Check it out, it's Erect Evolution by Tamatoys.
Before I jump into it, I need to point out that while I love PerfectView and would like to cover more adult material, I don't want to cross the line. And what I mean is, I won't be reviewing Fleshlights or vibrators unless they're unique like the Feria Arouser. However, let me just say that the Erect Evolution is something the geek and the perv in me can enjoy on so many levels.
The Erect Evolution is a 9.1” (length) fleshlight with a Neon Genesis Evangelion theme. The color scheme matches that of the Eva Unit-1 with purple and neon green coloring. The product itself is unrelated to the well-known anime, save for the colors. But that alone is enough to draw any fan towards it; I mean, as soon as I saw the box, I dove straight for it. From the outside, the Erect Evolution looks like a giant bullet. However, inside, you'll find the Fleshlight portion with two tiny bullets attached; The first is for the vibrations, which have ten speeds. The second is for the pistons, which have seven speeds. The device's casing has the associated controls immediately beneath the power button. Finally, and just underneath, the Erect Evolution has a rechargeable battery that uses a 3.5mm.
Because of the 3.5mm jack used for charging, I did a little digging to see just how old the Erect Evolution really was. I mean, if it goes as far back as 2000 something, I probably wouldn't review it. However, I found an Amazon Japan listing with a review that went back to the year 2020. So yeah, I'm going to post it. And here we are!
The Bang:
If you're an anime geek and you happen to have an Erect Evolution in your home, it's definitely going to raise eyebrows and draw attention to itself. I was sucked in just by the design alone! So, you can imagine how others will feel about it. There will be so many questions and loads of laughs! I recently returned to Japan and the shop where I found it, hoping to buy another one. Sadly, there weren't anymore. And looking around online, I couldn't find any. So, if you're interested, you might have to check with eBay or other online markets. You can also check with the company that makes it, which will be linked to the logo on the right. With that out of the way, how does it fare when in use? Honestly? It feels damn good! There's no suction involved, but the vibrations feel really amazing. Toss in your favorite film and prepare to have your world rocked. I've used my share of Fleshlights, but none were motorized. However, using the Erect Evolution has been a game changer!
The Slack:
The Erect Evolution is a little unwieldy at times. Mind you, I have pretty big paws. However, trying to handle this thing can be more work than it's worth. Especially if your hands are slicked with lube.
The Erect Evolution is going to be one tough find. But the company that makes it, Tamatoys, has an excellent selection of sexual products that are right along this line. Still, if you're a fan of Evangelion and want something that would be entertaining to use and a terrific conversation starter, then pick one up as soon as you find one! So, out of TOV 5 stars, I'm giving the Erect Evolution a 4.5.
