Hey gang, Valkor here. If there were a section of TOV that doesn’t get as much attention as I’d like, it would have to be PerfectView. It’s an area that really deserves so much more than what I give it because it’s the most fun. Thankfully, after this past weekend’s experience, we’ll get to see a little more after my experience with EXXXOTICA 2017 – the premiere event that’s all about “love and sex”.
I’ve always known about EXXXOTICA, but this would be my first time in attendance. And it was almost everything I would have expected. For starters, the venue, while pretty spacious, was comparatively smaller than most events I’ve been to. But in this instance size doesn’t matter as the expo center was packed with adult entertainers signing autographs and posing for photo ops, a stage for all sorts of audience participation shenanigans as well as performances from rap artists; there was a BDSM area for those wishing to dabble in the “it hurt so good” methods of sex. The pic below is very related as I watched this dude get whacked with a variety of leather whips until he tapped out. I was close to trying… oh so close. But if you’re into adult entertainment, you’d be sure to find something at this event to would “tickle your fancy”.
Which brings me to the main event of my report of the show, and what truly brought me to EXXXOTICA, more than the entertainers and shows, I wanted to see what kind of novelties the event had to offer. And while there wasn’t too much in terms of innovative, there were still a handful of companies with products that piqued my interest. And if you’d like to learn more about the companies and their products, just click their names!
Umie – Ladies, your world is about to get rocked if you add this vibe to your collection. This piece may look simple, but there’s a lot of horsepower under its hood. The main feature of the Umie is its levels of vibrations, which reached pretty intense levels. Not only does it have crazy speeds but through the use of an app, it’s also customizable in multiple ways; first is through an equalizer like option, there’s also an option where you draw with your finger to raise or lower intensity, the next is through music where the Umie can pulse to the beat, and this is the most awesome effect, you can talk on your phone to play with the vibrations. I asked about whether there’s an option where one person can interact with the Umie from say another country, and I was told that it was being worked on. Lastly, the Umie is waterproof and it has a four-battery life. The Umie is like the Cadillac of vibrators and given its options, it appears to be worth the investment.
Pussy Energy Drink – I’m not the biggest fan of energy drinks, but if I had access to more of this, then I can see myself getting hooked. Pussy, it would appear, is more about the shock factor of the name than what is actually in the product, which touts being full of all natural ingredients. It’s a drink you could have a lot of fun with the name alone more than with its contents. And I can see Pussy being a big hit with the club scene more than anywhere else. Either way, it tastes pretty good, but be careful bringing one of these to work unless you face a visit with your HR.
Royole – No matter where you are in the world, you can always enjoy the best of your digital media with the Royole Moon 3D personal theater; it gives you the impression of a large screen with 3D capabilities, full 1080p HD, and it comes with a 32GB hard drive so you take your “personal collection” along for the ride. To top it off, I was told the Moon could be used for gaming – console or PC, as well. So there's a lot of fun to be had with Moon - personal or otherwise.
Neferra – So you'd like to kick off that special night in the right direction? Then you might want to consider adding Neferra into the mix. It’s aromatherapy at its most sensual; its made 100% chemical free and you only need a couple of drops for that soothing effect. It was demonstrated with a pair of female undies so the ladies can use these on a more personal level, or if they wanna pre-game before he heads down below for a little oral delight. Ahem.
Happy Ending Glove – Me thinks this one speaks for itself. And I’ll have a full and fun review shortly!
EXXXOTICA, you were a lot of fun and I look forward to being all up and in you next year. Hopefully, we’ll get to see more in terms of unique novelty items, but I’ll be sure to do something on a broader scale.
