Hey folks, Valkor here. I must say these porn parodies of late are getting out of control… and I mean that in a good way. First off they're not really all that new, mainstream films have been parodied for years in xxx films (Intercourse with the Vampire – classic!), but now they're so blatant and so forward with the use of the license that it boggles the mind that no one has been sued yet. I mean did you see Batman XXX? Simpsons XXX? There's even American Dad XXX! AMERICAN DAD!! I'm not complaining, I'm just so surprised by it all... yet I'm enjoying each and every parody that comes my way (Bring on Avengers XXX!!!). Well continuing with the trend is Bluebird films latest entry; when I last sat through a BB film, they did a parody of The Dark Knight called "BatFXXX". And now they're treading Gothard City waters once again taking away the Bat and bringing in "The Kat", comin at ya on Sept. 30th with all the hot sex the Halle Berry film was missing, here's a sneak peak at "KatwomanXXX"
Taken directly from the press release:
Batfxxx is missing and Gothard City is in danger of being wiped out by a deadly virus. Katwoman is their only hope of survival and she makes a deal with her arch-enemy The Jo-Kerr to save the city from this potential threat. Directed by Hall of Fame veteran Nicholas Steele, Dylan Ryder, Bluebird exclusive US performer stars as the sexy feline who crosses paths with the twisted Jo-Kerr, a role reprised by Bluebird Films owner Paul Chaplin who also wrote the script. The A-List cast includes gorgeous Glambirds Anna Lovato, Natasha Marley and Lady Gemma Massey, with 2010's Best New Starlet Kagney Linn Karter as Superchick and Jennifer Dark as Wonder Chick. Also co-starring Andy San Dimas, Bridgette B, Lexi Swallow, Evan Stone and Dale Dabone, with Mr. Pete stepping back into his 2-Face persona, KatwomanXXX is packed with plenty of action, from the chases, fights and explosions to some of the hottest sex and orgies from the nastiest villains and heroes ever seen!
Sounds sexy for all the right reasons! And I like where this film is going. The costumes look very elaborate and even the story, for what its worth, sounds promising. I'm not expecting anything Oscar-worthy, but I get the impression that I'll be entertained and not just by the sex alone. However, and I say this with much reserve until I see the final product, I'm not completely "thrilled" by this film... at least not entirely. Hear me out. I watched BB films BatFXXX and WOW! what a strong beginning – at least for the first 30 – 45 minutes, but midway through, I was done before I was done (you know); it was just disturbing and what the hell, is it a parody of The Dark Knight? Batman Begins? The Schumacher films? The Burton's film? There were so many characters that made appearances. And the orgies? It's almost as if the filmmakers just gave up and said "fuck it! Here are the characters, let's make with the boom boom so I can cash this check". And it would appear as though KatwomanXXX is going the same route, but I really hope that isn't the case.
Now I'd be lying if I said I wasn't "turned on" by KatwomanXXX, because my curiosity has been seriously piqued - the costumes, the action, the... other actions. Sept. 30th is upon us and if this film pans out the way I hope it will, then it's gonna be one messy night. So until then check out this SFW trailer and images courtesy of Bluebird films and keep yer peepers glued to the pages of TOV for my full-on, raging boner of a review.