Sex And The City

She pooped her Poughkeepsie!!!

So last night I received the call of all great super-friends, “The Wingman Call.” Every guy knows what I’m talking about, when your friend is being dragged by his girlfriend or wife to some boring event, party or in this case a chick flick. So I asked: what’s the movie she wanted to see? And he says to me, “Sex and the City!” Now normally I would’ve just said, “I got you.” But this is chick flick times 100. So I was going to say that the wingman call wasn’t working and then it hit me: my wife was going to want to see it and I wouldn’t have to be a wingman. So I killed two birds with one stone.

Now for all who don’t know what Sex and the City is, it was an HBO series that won many awards, about 4 women who live in New York and are best friends through everything. From boyfriends, to breakups, child birth, cancer, and just living in New York, everything every woman in the world thinks about and oh yeah “SEX!!!!” So, the movie takes place 3 years after the ending of the HBO series. First we have Miranda (Cynthia Dixon). She moved to Brooklyn to be with her son and her husband, who cheats on her because he wasn’t getting any sex from her, and after six months they finally decide to and she says, “Can you just hurry up and finish!” WOW!!! So they go through the movie with him asking for forgiveness and her denying him. Finally after 5 months, and some therapy she forgives him. Second we have Samantha (Kim Cattrall), who moved to Hollywood with her younger model boyfriend and comes to New York every chance she has. A new neighbor moves in next door, who was having sex every night with a different woman, and she wanted to be with him. This is where a lot of the nudity of the movie comes in with lots of sex. (Valkor’s note: What’s Sex and the City without the Sex right?). Well at the end she breaks up with her boyfriend just because she felt she wasn’t making herself happy and it was all about her. Third we have Charlotte (Kristin Davis) who lives with her husband and adopted daughter. They find out that she is pregnant; she realizes that her life is perfect and she is nervous because she thought she couldn’t have any kids so she believes that something might happen to the baby, but of course nothing happens and she has the baby with no problems. Last but not least we have Carrie (Sarah Jessica Parker) an author who falls in love with Mr. Big(Chris Noth). He buys her this big penthouse condo, makes her the perfect closet (which every woman in the place was like awwww when he showed it to her and every guy was like oh shit I’m in trouble), and they agree to marry each other. Long story short he gets the wedding day jitters,  leaves her stranded at the alter, she goes into depression, the girls are there for her and after everything she forgives him, they get married anyway and everything is great at the end of the movie.

The Good

Everything!! This movie was a great surprise. Every time I thought it was going to get to that part where I was going to hate it, something funny happened. This movie was funny from beginning to end especially when they went to Mexico and Charlotte didn’t want to eat or drink anything at a five star hotel except for some yogurt made in Poughkeepsie, because its Mexico. She gets her workout, relaxes and in the shower drinks water and tries to get to a bathroom, can’t and she poops her Poughkeepsie. Mario Cantone makes a couple of appearances in the movie and makes some funny comments as well and it’s just one funny thing after another.

The Bad

The only thing that I can say was bad is nothing unfortunately I really wanted to hate this movie but I actually liked it a lot. Sorry Guys this movie is definitely worth watching and taking your significant other to watch you will laugh through the entire thing.

The Ugly

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So, in conclusion go watch this movie it’s great and I’m giving it 5 stars this has been Epic-1 tested and TOV approved!!

Peace up out!

The Fabe